19 oz wine glass that puts a smile on your face.
Every great FRIENDSHIP begins with "when I first met you, I thought you were a bitch."
If I start talking about wanting to get BANGS, cut me off... I'm wasted.
This wine tastes like SOMEONE is going to get 13 TEXTS from their ex tonight.
I'm one glass away from bringing up A BUNCH OF SHIT from three years ago.
Not to brag, But I'm really good at WINE.